"A cyberman head! Thank goodness, that'll save me a lot of trouble. This was getting kind of ridiculous. I swear, if I ever see an eldritch tome of unspeakable knowledge again, I'm going to literally tear my head off. OK, now I'm talking to myself again. Whatever 'myself' is. I'd better just get started before you do something I'm going to regret." But aliens flirting with him... that was new. Only one way to handle that. "This... gentleman is flirting with me," replied Alfie uncomfortably. "You called me "handsome" and offered to buy me a coffee," retorted Alfie. "Hush," hissed a voice. "A what?"