Mr. Fixit Online is an alliance with a strange and interesting history. It all began 500 years ago in the Garden of Mr. Fixit himself. People did different things then, and people roamed free. JoshuaR the holy son of Mr. Fixit patrolled the lands until one day, he vomited a unicorn into the lake of gelatin. The unicorn lay in the lake for 5 days and nights until one day. The tip of the unicorns horn began to glow and it exploded in a show of lights containing colours only JoshuaR can claim to have seen. Erupting from the horn came the chosen ones. Kaban, Bigbadwlly, Kornaki, Durabo, NinjaJosh, Bob the Worm and some other oldies who I don't really know anything about. They soon settled down beside the lake of gelatin after cleaning all the unicorn birth juices from their persons, and devise