The city of Lundumb is known for being the dumbest city in Europe. It was founded by bishop Dumbass in 1346. Bishop Dumbass wore pants on his head and thought himself to be the teacloth king in fairy land. So did everyone else. The pants continued until 1895, when a chicken breast attacked the one thousand year old bishop. He suffered heart failure and died in a tub of fresh mango juice. Mayor, Wackton Blake has turned out to be a celebrity after doing up he's tie too fast and chocking on his own blood.