NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to! Recently, I saw a movie critically acclaimed as one of the biggest movies of 2007. Well, I don't give a fuck what they say, "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" is one of the all-time lows in a lot of places! I've seen the anime, and when I went to the movie in IMAX last August, I had two things against it: "PG". That means the film would have to tone down everything revolving around the time-traveling girl. I came back home from the movie with an expression of shock on my face. The film had a lot of bad things I'm going to point out in this review. I'm going to get on with it.NC (voiceover): It starts out by introducing Haruhi Suzumiya. Just by seeing the start of the movie you'd figure out instantly she's God! In the