In this "war", the French gave up to us after two days of fighting on July 4th, 1776. The French got scared and ran away to Canada, when they realized they were fighting George Washington, "a great President" or "the greatest President ever", who was also a military genius and bear-hater. After the "war", the French spread evil lies about our "King" George, saying he had slaves, cut down trees (at the time cutting down trees was apparently considered bad), had fake teeth, and wore a whig over his stubbly lice-filled hair.