Nell Fjordd - "The Bearded Blues Babe Bard of Bootle" is a blues musician of indeterminate age. She is thought to reside in the north Wales area, surrounded by various guitars, effects and a plethora of music focused laptops. Distinguishing features include a bushy beard and a gob of iron. Her career in the blues scene has not been well documented, but it is known that her first major step was as part of the Irrational Hell Bland whose seminal album "Arfur 1 - and 1 for all ! " was released in 1968, and not followed up until the live album release "Did The Bear shit in the woods? - Live from Woodstock". In a coincidence mirroring the life of monkee Micky Dolenz (whose mum invented Tippex), Nells mother in law holds the patent for "Butt Bungs" a form of butt plug. Nell is an avid fan of sci