NCh: *sigh* You know, sometimes I feel like I don't give Independence Day its due. I mean.... NCh (VO): It's dumb as all hell but I still love watching it. Casse: Alright, you alien assholes! NCh (VO): Certainly more than I love watching War of the Worlds, which is kind of a drag. NCh (VO): Daddy issues, they are strong with this one. NCh: God, where to start.... Well, you know what, we'll just start with the most obvious in common point of complaint and go from there. Title card: Number something: Tom Cruise. Ray: You remember the union regulations, Sal! NCh (VO): And the premise was BOOOOOOOOM.