therapist (LISP): Okay, 'tho' your mother brought you in this therapy 'thession' because you (looked at his flip notes) violently murdered an animal. Ian: I swatted a fly that was pooping on my sandwich. therapist: Look, I didn't want to make this a big dealio, but that's pretty much the same thing as violently murdering a unicorn. Ian: Right. game narrator: Smoshtastic! therapist: So uh, what are you doing over there? therapist: That's it! (takes the iPad) Ian: What the frick?! Ian: So there was no violence before video games? therapist: Nope! Ian: Okay smarty-pants, what about the American Civil War?