Lord Hextor is the ruler of the Infernal Battlefield, a developing nation on the maroon sphere. Their constitution and holy book are one in the same - "The Celestial Grindwheel" - which follows principles based on tyranny, oppression, and discord. The people of the Infernal Battlefield are either military workers or state workers. The most notable aspect of the Infernal Battle Field is the Go and Grow Giraffe Cavalry, which is mounted by three year olds trained to expert levels in Graeco Roman Wrestling, Brazilian Jui Jitsu, Krav Maga, Boxing, and Ninjitsu.