You shout Jammawammahoo at the top of your voice. That got his attention! As he comes closer, you smack him across the head with the magazine. Uh oh, that didn't work. Thinking quickly, you open up the poster of MrMetalFLower and show it to the guard. Lucky for you, this guard actually is MetalFLower and is somewhat pleased he made it to the centre spread of the Illogicopedian Times. He forgets about you quickly as he reads its informative articles on Illogicopedian culture. You have to time to proceed. What to do?