Acrid Dysentery Smells Ludicrous is an internet technology that allows you and your surfboard to surf the web... but it likes to take its precious time loading pages at 22 kilobytes a second. Using patented technology such as stay afloat and lifepacket, it allows users from all over the world to access the World Wide Web. (Its acronym is usually shortened to DSL, i.e. inverted LSD.)