Obsessed with pointless statistics, Calcule is the Customercons' combat accountant, whatever the Hfil that is.Far smarter then the average Customercon (A loaded statement in and of itself), Calcule has an amazing grasp of numbers and a skill to rapidly absorb and disseminate information. This allows him to produce an endless stream of pointless statistics on demand. Calcule's arch enemy is Black Crystal Pepsi Convoy, who calls him a nerd a lot. Well, he shouts offensive-sounding soft drink slogans at Calcule, and those could be construed as accusations of nerdity.