A legend so ancient that even the pens have forgoten it. Creatures more powerful, and ancient than the poliwompfs. Creatures who exist as the portal to Somewhere. These creatures can change form into anything. But they go by one name. It is a name forgoten for many generations. It is over three millenia since the great Inkwar. The Whatchamacallits are stirring. And soon they will make themselves known. And the pens will take the opportunity to rule Somewhere. To rule Unreality. But there are dangers in ruling Reality and Unreality. It only takes one mistake to put them out of balance. And once that happens, it cannot be easily undone. The Field is ever changing. And the watchamacallits are stirring.