There's five seconds left on the clock and you're clinging onto a cliff edge over a pit full of spikes. The Invincible Minor Minions are at your front door, and they're charging straight to the NPC's you're required to Escort Mission. The Big Bad has just announced his Evil Plan to the world, and he's got his Kill Sat aimed at the entire planet. What are you gonna do? Why, you win, of course. A form of No Ontological Inertia. Variations and related tropes include: