Burned spy and all-around badass who loves his mom, sunglasses, yogurt, and things blowing up. * Abusive Dad: Michael's dad used to beat him, in part because Michael antagonized him to keep his attentions off little brother Nate. * Because of his tough childhood, Michael is fiercely protective of children (see Berserk Button below). * In one episode, the Baddie of the Week is an abusive father, and Michael adopts the persona of someone who would have the motivation and opportunity to gutpunch the dude mercilessly and often. * In another episode, a baddie takes advantage of Michael's history by pretending to be an abused wife trying to find her son. This works until she pulls a gun and tries to kill Michael and what is now his client. * Often times when he has to act ove