You're a vile one, Mr. Nerd You've got demons in your soul You're wacky and you're wicked But your crap is full of coal, Mr. Nerd! You're as charming and fun as a grizzly bear with a gun You're a foul one, Mr. Nerd You're a dreadful, drunken SCHMUCK! Your mouth is full of cusses Your mind is full of yuck, Mr. Nerd The three words that best describe you are, and I quote: "Fick, fack, FUCK!"