A college age couple races down a deserted road, and the girl driving finds something to do with her free hand. They pass a sign that says "We Have Tru Blood" and they stop the car pulling into the store. Inside, the television is tuned to TBBN, a television station specializing in news discussing vampire equality and the efforts of the American Vampire League, or AVL, to provide the same equal rights to vampires as is available to humans. A woman representing the AVL defends herself to Bill Maher, saying that now that the Japanese have perfected synthetic blood, there's no reason to fear them. The couple tumbles into the store, looking for vampires. The store cashier pretends to be a vampire scaring the couple and once he is revealed to be human the man asks for V Juice. The good ol' boy