Advertising actor, speaking to audience: Hello! How's everybody doing? Audience: Good! Advertising actor: One of you today will WIN the new Shiatsu Massage Chair FREE! Audience: (cheers) Advertising actor: Okay, I'm gonna show you guys some of the chair's features. (Actor turns to projector screen) Unseen voice over projector: The Shiatsu Massage Chair is a new breakthrough from QuickSpa, the best way to obtain spa-style treatments at home. The chair incudes: Advertising actor: Wow! looks amazing, huh? I'd have to say it's the best deal since Euroipods! (...) Advertising actor: Huh? (...) Charlie: What?