Melanon is a looming spectre who occasionally haunts /who/ and has done so for some years. Their posts are characterised by a highly self-important style, a presumption of superior intelligence, and an inability to comprehend normal human interaction. You'd think this would be a great fit for /who/, but they also have wrong opinions about the show and almost everything related to it. (The name 'Melanon' derives from old arguments in which they defended the widely-derided Mel as a better companion than a certain one from NuWho. That's barely scratching the surface.)