The Nerd: Wanna play some games? Wanna play some shitty games? Well, hang on just a second. I gotta go get my mail. The Nerd: What the hell is all this shit?! There's metallic sea sponges everywhere! There's titanium rocket jock straps! Headless parrots with bottle caps! Floating eyeballs entrapped in glass lids! How is this all happening?! (suddenly comprehends the situation) OH! Why, of course! It's the year 2010! Holy shit! The Nerd: I guess we can make the best of it and just pretend it's Street Fighter! The Nerd: (mimics chattering) (The Nerd finally beats the game)