“Greetings captain. I’m glad you have taken time personally facilitate my request." “Greeting. I must admit, the oddness of your request stymied myself and my aides, but I believe we have fulfilled your… requirements." “What put you off? The word ‘quirky?’ I’ll admit it’s not one used very often…” “Indeed. We had to contact a specialised scholar to obtain a definition of the word, but our chosen group should be what you are looking for. The holo-projector shall show their images; shall I begin? “Very well. Oh. Well that's… definitely quirky. The skin is not a warp mutation is it? And the tongue.”