This article on the modern world is an article that might take forever to read, depending on, of course, how fast of a reader you are (probably pretty slow). In fact, you're probably wondering why you'd be reading it. In fact, no one really knows. In fact, you're getting annoyed at the fact that this article keeps saying in fact, aren't you? Most people would be. And if you aren't annoyed with it, then you'd be weird and wouldn't fit into the crowd, wouldn't you?