(Scene shows a live-action ocean. Camera rushes by.) French Narrator: Aw, another SpongeBob adventure, and one of the craziest ones you can ever imagine. Aqua: Excuse me. French Narrator: (doesn't listen) A beautiful story, it really is..... Aqua: (louder) Excuse me. French Narrator: (still doesn't listen) You know, this story reminds me of the time when Squidward accidentally... Aqua: I SAID EXCUSE ME!!! (Record scratches and camera turns to Aqua.) French Narrator: (screams feeling startled, then sees that it's just Aqua) Oh, hello. What are you doing here? I have a story to narrate. Triton: What?