OBAMA HEADQUARTERS, MECCA, DEEPEST, DARKEST AFRICA, March 20, 2008-- Washington is shaken at the latest news of a security breach at America's State Department. "This is an outrage," The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever told reporters assembled for her hourly press conference on the state of America's security, "everyone knows that I am very dedicated to my job, since I don't have a husband. But, that was my choice. I choose to not be married so I can spend more time working for America, which I love because I am not mooslim and neither is my grandmother. ###