It's here! 1. * Marry Emily. 2. * Kidnap her kids if #1 fails. 3. * Kill Emily if #2 fails(Sorry Ferb!) 4. * Dye his hair 5. * Make him do a long speech then ignore it. 6. * Marry Vannesa 7. * Make him go on a treasure hunt, then take away his bag of sand at the last moment. 8. * Make new clothes out of his cloths (happened during a montage in "Run away Runway".) 9. * Kidnap every girl Ferb is shipped with. 10. * Or marry them. 11. * Or kill them. 12. * Add too much Bulgarian folk dancing to an invention. 13. * Ignore the entire lower half of an awesome superhero. 14. * Give up on a fruitless search after a mere eleven minutes. 15. * Introduce him to Johnny, since he likes Vanessa. 16. * Get all up in his face.