Schemer: "I push the button! I push it! I push it again! I push it again and again and again and again!" Officer Eddie: "Hey, young man, that elevator is not a play toy." Schemer: "Outta my way, joker, I got some buttons to push, and nobody's gonna stop me!" (Just as the elevator reaches the 1st floor, Dan and Becky are onboard the elevator, they are both dizzy and Dan's face turns pale green with motion sickness, and Becky is wearing a new $27 t-shirt she just bought.) Dan: "If i'd have known the elevator would've been malfunctioning today, I wouldn't have eaten that 2nd mushroom swiss burger."