Unite Against Fascism or "Usless Annoying Fuckwits" is a group in Great Britain renowned for their refusal to wash, and being down right smelly. It is thought they originate from an island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, where the natives bred a horse with a human, resulting in the extremely ugly women who belong to this group. Please note, when observing a group of UAF foraging for food (usually around large industrial waste bins), it can be very difficult to distinguish the male of the species from the female. There are a few exceptions to this rule and occasionally you may spot a UAF female who is actually quite fit. However, she will invariably be a wannabe radical feminist so far up her own arse she can brush her teeth from the other side, have no sense of humour whatsoever and w