I went to the shop. Ohhh, that phrase again. I went to the shop. You realise how annoying that phrase is? Everyone's always walking around talking about this new thing, I went to the shop. Saying it automatically makes you awesome. But even though I've said it, I don't want to be awesome! I want to be a bagel! I've always wanted to be a bagel ever since I was a kid, so no to awesomeness for me!