"I'm Not Scared of Santa" is track 13 of the album Arthur's Perfect Christmas. It is performed by Binky Barnes with a chorus of adults and is about Binky claiming "I'm not scared of Santa," though most of the other lyrics seem to suggest otherwise. It is an entirely original tune and unlike the rest of the material on the album, is not either some form of a traditional carol or in some way either featured in or based on material from the television special. However, like "Leftovers Goulash," it is a mashup of traditional music, in this case, Christmas carols, such as "Good King Wenceslas" and "Here We Come a-Wassailing."