Drinking game for The Bachelor and its reality-TV spinoffs/copycats: * Take a drink every time the participants mention wanting to be with the girl/guy. Take another if he/she mentions wanting them. * Specifically for The Bachelorette, take a swig whenever said bachelorette mentions having a "connection" with one of the participants, or that they were "here for the wrong reasons". You'll be hammered. * Take a shot as soon as you hear "the most dramatic rose ceremony ever." * Specifically for The Bachelor, take a shot whenever an eliminated contestant is shown crying.