A rowdy, hyper-active and heavily decomposed live-wire, who thinks of himself as the guy who left behind a beautiful corpse, Betelgeuse is nothing short of a one-man show. With his raspy, southern-fried voice, deadly sense-of-humor, hunger for insects and his libido (which alone is more alive than most people's entire body), this ghoul is one to watch--and one to avoid. He claims to have been around since the Black Plague (he looks like it) and worked as an assistant to Juno. Those who do wrong are doomed to be civil servants in the after-life. Well, maybe gold-plating.