Krustacia is the attractive blonde Uzbek woman Spencer dated in iSell Penny-Tees. Because she could not speak English, Spencer was unable to communicate with her verbally; only by actions. Spencer had ordered an Uzbek movie to watch with Kristacia, knowing he wouldn't understand it. Gibby hooked Spencer up with his bus driver, Fugtor, who also speaks perfect Uzbek, to help him communicate with her. However, Spencer finds out too late that he doesn't speak English either (Gibby didn't contact Fugtor's brother who speaks Uzbek and English, much to Spencer's dismay). Fugtor and Kristacia hit it off immediately and they left without Spencer.