Impossibles, formerly known as Golde, is captain of the crew Slackers and former queen of the flag Twilight, with a wonderful husband, Akaron, former captain of the Flying Corsairs. She is a native of the Viridian Ocean and an accomplished carpenter. Also, as of recently, she has been spotted around the Sage Ocean with Paperweight, her partner in crime, usually standing idle in an inn or at their cottage.