Jollyrancher82 is a young girl that the Monarch met on "The Livejournal". She thought that he was into cosplay and didn't realize that he was really a super-villain and The Monarch was his real name. They met at a restaurant for a double date with Dr. Girlfriend and Phantom Limb, in order to make Sheila jealous. Halfway through the date, however, she left in tears due to The Monarch's crass inconsiderance of her and lunatic ravings at Dr. GF and Limb.