Global Panic, also known as Global Warming in the Atheist Religion is a phenomenon caused by a publicly visible increase in bureaucratic discussion about carbon dioxide in the Earth's atmosphere. Global Panic has recently gained increased attention in the media, as many celebrities and people of interest seem to be acknowledging its occurrence, even going as far as calling it a problem (Jamaicans know better, no problem mon, no problem) . Global Panic has caused many people on Earth to, well.... Panic (when they should picnic), and as a result there is now a huge market for survival goods burgeoning as people stock up on supplies for a horrible and inevitable catastrophe. As global panic continues our wise leaders in congress continue to ignore any signs of it. Corporations, who always hav