Bongtrain was born in the Middle East in 1098 to a Catholic and a Muslim. At the age of 6 months he ran away from home and moved to his rightful home, Germany. He lived there until fairly recently, when his country fell onto some hard times, at which point he moved to the United States. To this day, he regards this as the worst decision he has ever made. He is from Indiana and currently has a summer home in Arizona. He is married to many women. Bongtron originated in China during the Song Dynasty. Nobody has seen him since.