The A-Tieam is a group of butt-kicking Americans who protect truth, justice and the American way. It was started in the 1970s by George W. Bush. Known members include: * Mr. T, * Jesus, * Superman, * Yoda, Together they fight the evil menace of Jean-Claude Van Damme and his evil group of Muslim Frenchies. If you're in trouble, and you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team. Stephen Colbert once suggested that President Jed Bartlett, television President from The West Wing, should have pardoned The A-Tieam before he left office.