This all took place onboard the starship Enterprise NCC-1701-CC, a Paragon (more like parody) class starship. The year was 4000A.D. (oh, I mean C.E.!) On the bridge of the Enterprise NCC-1701-CC, Captain James Holliday sat in his command chair (as always) looking out the viewscreen. He was bored half out of his wits (well, who wouldn't be? There is absolutely nothing going on!) "Mr. Chart," Captain Holliday said to the android at the ops station (remind you of someone?) "Scan for hostiles." "I have already done that, sir. There are none." Chart said. "Then, why are we here?" Holliday asked.