The following is a speech given at the Council of the Weald . "Greetings, Lord Chairman, fellow representatives. Good and Evil are real. They are almost, but not quite, tangible. The world was created in shades of Gray. God did not see fit to provide a moral framework, and so, from the dawn of time, the strong ruled over the weak. In time, the weak huddled in miserable groups around those who would subjugate them, in exchange for the glimmer of hope of safety and comfort. "I have two issues with your proposal, which I would like explained before we put your motion to the vote.