River City, Iowa, U.S. of A: Otherwise known as "The Heartland," One of Stephen Colbert's many psuedo home towns. A Place where they still set up a manger on Christmas so The Baby Jesus has a place to rest his weary head while he helps Santa Claus deliver all those presents to good boys and girls. * Home to Marian, the Librarian. The original Republican Goddess. * Where they still pray in school. * Where all young men and women still say Ma'am and Sir. * Where they still button their knickerbockers below the knee. * Last whistle stop on the way to the Twilight Zone.