Weight Eye color Simon Keyes is THAT FUCKING CLOWN! God damn it, is he fucking wacky with his animal sidekicks and shit. ... However, when the music plays, and he lets his hair down, it's time to get serious. When he does, expect extremely vicious banter, and a complete destruction of the Defense if he's playing Prosecution. If he's playing Judge, expect a somewhat sarcastic amusement as he oversees the events.