If you want a picture of the future, imagine a plumber jumping into an invisible coin block, and falling to his death...repeatedly...forever. Video game protagonists often have bad days. It's not uncommon to have to Double Jump between Floating Platforms over spiked pits, dash between three sets of synchronized fire vents, then bounce off a flying enemy to hit an item block, all while dodging those Goddamned Bats and Demonic Spiders. It may be fiendishly difficult, but it's still par for the course. But not like this. Not like this. Might we be the first to say...welcome to Hell.