The horror! How did the dirty Communist Bears manage to open a bank in the Vatican of capitalism that we call Wall Street? And what do they call it? Why Bear Stearns Cos. Nice try bears we know it's you. [1] Chances are this branch of the bearista is being lead by that pervert bear that works at Rockefeller Plaza what his name again? Oh that's right-- masturbating bear! Fortunately, the non-existent economic recession has done away with this one, resulting in much-needed indictments.