Colin Lasseter (Michael Kagan) host of "The Real Deal" (a call-in television talkshow). He has a distinctive scraggly voice, is a devoted husband, and admittedly has "the bladder of a kitten". He is an avid supporter of the United People's Relief Fund Charity, which he promotes on his show, and serves as a host in many of their events. Despite her various antics on his show, Colin remains very fond of "America's Songbird" Hannah Montana.