Doug: (speaking in a deep voice) Good evening, and welcome to "That Guy Riffs!" (the title appears in hand-drawn letters) Today, Noah Antwiler joins the Riff as they look at what happens when party etiquette is told by the spawns of Satan. Sit back, and enjoy. (makes a hacking noise as music and visuals fade) Doug: (deep voice) Approved by Sam the Eagle. Noah: Cindy goes to a party and gets crunk! Doug: Well, this is a much more pleasant followup to their last movie: "Cindy Gets Violent Bowel Surgery". Female voice: (calling from offscreen) Cindy! Come on in, Cindy! Noah: Dot dot dot. Noah: Yeah...