Cloudtail: Hello, everybody! Welcome to The Atton Rand and Cloudtail Show! Atton: In our last episode, you saw a bunch of ShadowClan cats attack us. Cloudtail: But we managed to drive them off using a baseball and a really old chicken leg. Atton: But let's stop worrying about that and get to the show. Cloudtail: Today, we're bringing you a performance from Miss Li! Atton: And now, here's Miss Li singing Bourgeois Shangri-La! Miss Li: Vacation and barbecueSmart talking and nothing to doKeep you locked in a shopping cartA Bourgeois Shangri-La Talking s— Atton: —stuff!— Director: Cut! Atton: Yeah...bye.