Holy shit! It's an oasis! Just right there in between those dunes. Damn! Where the hell did that come from? Fucking oasis! Why didn't you pop up when I died of thirst? Or almost died. One of those. Still, this is completely miraculous. When has an oasis randomly popped up in the middle of the Sahara? Must be like, twelve thousand years ago. Like Aladdin. What a lame movie. Seriously! Why the hell did you randomly just show up? Where the fuck did you come from? Seriously, I want to know! Damn, my mom is going to be pissed. I don't even know why.