A Carnivorous Smurf for Kimmy Sue Hasenpfeffer is the second story in chapter 9 of Sluggy Freelance, Return of the Holiday Seasons. Riff reveals to Gwynn that he has a date with Zoë (who has just decided not to date him). Consequently, he is beaten up by Gwynn, Zoë, and Torg. Bun-bun joins in purely for fun. Riff and Torg go to Crystal's bar, decide that they're through with women... and meet their first love again, Kimmy Sue Hasenpfeffer. Torg's and Riff's old rivalry regarding her reignites.