William Shakespeare, also known as Britney Spears' fucker, was the documentarist and poetist and writist for Romeo and Juliet and all the fucking Goddamn annoying school plays that followed. William started out writing bitchy shit about his wife leaving him, similar to the blues and country, and then he got jumped by some gangstas and he got into rap after that. He got very popular too and he got like a million iTunes downloads in less than a month which was very impressive for the 1500s. Or whenever the fuck he lived.