In a previous format, this article was recently deleted because it wouldn't even qualify as sophomoric. When I discussed it with my brother (a BIG Queen) he pointed out that not did it seem that the original writer not accomplish a basic silly satire, but that they also missed the Gay Bear+Williowly Blond Boy opportunity for parody. So I have created a different kind of Goldilocks and The Three Bears - one that is both satire and parody. Constructive critism is welcome, but if the article falls down on a point PLEASE offer possible suggestions instead of just pointing out why something doesn't work. If you can't tell me why it doesn't work then I can't fix it. Thanks, PP 14:32, 27 June 2008 (UTC)